"What?" "The TWSS! You gotta press the TWSS" "Is it gonna shock me?"
My life, my friends. I hate when I'm at school and something hilarious happens, i'm like "mental note- i should blog about that." then when i get home and begin blogging, i blank out. But whateverm maybe if i keep typing it'll come back to me. Anyways, today in homeroom Natalie attempted to stick a water bottle up my butt-hole, but she missed and the bottle went through my legs. US = CRAZY/Amazing/Divine-DIVA-sisters-in-crime! <- Don't ask, you wouldn't get it anyway. Well, Natalie and I have decided to get tattoos, 3 total. Mines will have a big "M" on my back and "D" on my left buttcheek and an "I" on my right buttcheek. And natalie will have a big "I" on her back and "V" on her left butcheek and "A" on her right buttcheek. If you're smart you'll figure it out. Ha, oh how that last sentence reminds me of someone.
I enjoy eating Jirla Jem's paninis. And, btw Jirla's PA-KNEE-KNEES, not Jirla's PA-KNEE-NIS. And i look darling when i eat. BEAST! Anyways, my friends and I are really outspoken, like BOLDED, CAPSLOCK, UNDERLINED OUTSPOKEN. ha, and you're thinking "wth, OUTSPOKEN isn't even in capslock, bolded or underlined" well you know what? I don't know how to do that on blogspot. Leave me alone! Well, I got my new Ipod touch that i've had since xmas up and running, finally. I was really happy and was like dancing everywhere, then my ma slapped me and said "are you really my child?" well actually, she usually says that. I discovered "Fmylife.com" ha, it's so hilarious. Oh, FIELD TRIP TOMORROW. And guess where to? Milpitas, like what like 5 minutes away from my house, wowza. Some field trip this is gonna be, i can't forget i have free dress tomorrow and I have to bring a bag lunch, someone remind me @6:30 AM tmo and i shall love you. Oh, I made up a parody to a song; "ABC, as simple as RAE as easy as KAT, ABC, 123 baby you and me dear". I love Rachelle Raudes, that girl's nose is always itchy. Anyways, I think this is good. Oh Btw, Hi MM we have the same initails! I love you and miss you Playa!
From fmylife.com:
"Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML"
